funny new year s resolutions

Funny new year's resolutions for Justin Bieber, Kim Kardashian and more!

I’m sure I’m not the only one with “eat healthier,” “work out more” and “get organized” on my 2011 new years resolutions list. But how about celebrities? They’re already skinny and can hire people to organize their closets. Here’s a list of funny New Year’s resolutions for celebrities that would make the world a more light-hearted place!
The Kardashians – Resolve that NOTHING in their lives actually happens unless it happens in front of a camera. Or is tweeted about at a later time.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie – Resolve to black out a few teeth and wear stinky socks every so often, just so the rest of us don’t feel so darn un-glam in comparison.
Justin Bieber – Resolves to give CPR to every fifth girl who faints in his presence.
Robert Pattinson – Resolves to donate sexy smile to charity for those who aren’t blessed with pearly whites.
Reese Witherspoon – Resolve to be a little less awesome, successful and organized stop making ex Ryan Philippe look like such a doofus.
Courteney Cox – Ditto (sub “David Arquette” for Philippe).
Shania Twain – Resolves to send nice “thanks for throwing us into each other’s arms” card from her and new fiance to ex-husband and former BFF.
Tom Cruise – Resolves to stop wearing lifts on red carpet, as Katie Holmes still towers over him.
Madonna – Resolves to date someone only half her age instead of a quarter of her age.
David Letterman – Resolves to stop making fun of Jay Leno … oh, who are we kidding?